Bath House Owner

The stingy bath house owner: "Welcome to my bath house! I hope you enjoy your stay." The customer: "I'm not sure I will. There's a bug biting my bottom." The stingy bath house owner: "That's not my problem. You should have checked before you got in the bath." The customer: "I'm going to curse you!" The stingy bath house owner: "Go ahead. I don't care." The customer: "I curse you to be bitten by a bug on your bottom forever!" The stingy bath house owner: "Ha! That's not possible." The next day... The stingy bath house owner: "Ahhhh! There's a bug biting my bottom!" The customer: "I told you you would be cursed!" The stingy bath house owner: "I'll give you anything you want! Just make the bug go away!" The customer: "Too late. You're going to be miserable for the rest of your life." The stingy bath house owner: "Nooooo!" The stingy bath house owner eventually went insane from the pain and died.